Ok, so urm hi bloggers! I’ve never really done anything like this before, so be nice please!
These first few posts might be complete and utter rubbish but yeah I’m giving it a go. Unlike you guuuurl.
Today, I finished my first proper essay for my university course (YAY) and I feel the need to write so this is it. as I said it will most probably be nothing that no-one will read but if you wanna read, GO FOR IT BABES.
I had a weird encounter today. A gay guy. Ok, I’m gay myself but bitch please, this guy was nearly a girl. He was dancing, singing, whipping his hair (sing the line, go on, do it, DO IT!) and I just felt completely awkward. I mean, I felt awkward in my own kitchen and I didn’t it. I should feel comfortable to walk into my kitchen with a low-cut t-shirt and (quite tight) shorts on. but NOOOOOOO he had to be there didn’t he. I feel slightly bad for saying he like he isn’t a he, but whatevz, he’s practically a girl. and he will probably never read this. Gabriel if you’re reading this, hi and I’m not sorry. OH YEAH AND HIS NAME IS GABRIEL. AND HE PRONOUNCES IT GAY-BRIEL. like seriously. what is that? a clue as to your sexuality? like. what? and he was looking me up and down and winking and just urgh stop flaunting it girl. he was a girl. AND THEN. oh and then he spoke to me… “are you Liam?” WHAT? DON’T TALK TO ME. that’s just, no. go away and put your eyes back in babe. I’m totes not interested in you and just go away. WOW I’m actually really homophobic. Ugh, bitch please. If you’d seen him, you’d be writing a blog about it too.
ANYWAYS, moving on. I watched The Young Apprentice, and OH MY GOD Maria annoys me. like, GIRL STOP BITCHING. she just BITCHES and shouts and evils and breathes and lives and bitches more and just oh my give it a rest. Ok enough about this because I’m getting angry just writing this.
Off to bed now, it’s 1:36am on December 2nd. WOW DECEMBER SECOND. I LOVE CHRISTMAS.
Ok, Love you, bye.